ME: Oh yes indeed. As long as these knees and ankles permit us, we're doing this!
IC: But it's so colllllld!
ME: Good, we'll go faster.
IC: But it's so farrrrr!
ME: Yeah. That's why it's not the NYC 5K. Or the NYC Fun Run.
IC: Can we walk now? All those other people are walking!
ME: I see them too. Unlike us, they'll never do this again. So no, we're not walking.
IC: But it hurrrrts!
ME: No kidding. Move.
IC: Isn't this far enough?
ME: Who do I look like, Papa Smurf? And NO IT ISN'T!
IC: Wowwww, that feels good!
ME: For once we agree.
Who would you listen to?